Well, even though I thought it was obvious that dogs loose on planes are a generally bad idea, I have realized my opinion isn’t shared publicly. I guess pilots aren’t as smart as I thought, which leads me to distrust the airlines that much more. Airlines officially are incapable of managing staff, finances, and their pets.
Or maybe it was one of those stow-away dogs like the “Great Muppet Caper”? Sneaking aboard with plans of parachuting to the ground somewhere over Florida. Why Florida you ask? One word: Disney.
Wow, that was a completely pointless randomly coagulated string of words. Apologies, my meds have been running low.
I made the mistake of feeding my cat Blinky (he only has one eye) wet cat food or ‘treats’ in the morning. On day 3 the results where exactly what is shown above. Remember people: cats are smarter than us, act accordingly. For all you cat slaves out there you’ll relate to this clip all to well.
And yes, as a rarity, this is officially ‘cat’egorized as cute.
I think it’s fair to say that Don Hertzfeldt had a rough childhood, or maybe none at all. I’ve had some fairly morbid thoughts in my day, some involving… Ahh, better left unsaid. But I’ve never thought about this. The artist in me wants to sit back and ask “How does this make me feel?” The only problem I have is that I answer “entertained”. I can say that if it where anything but stick figures being thrown around the screen, this would be totally illegal.
Well, this is quite simple: You first get the co-axial heat differential to interact with the triangular dynamics of the main cylidrical shaft. Then it’s a simple task to… Oh, somone is here, have to go! See you!
Well, if this is it what robot lasers can offer, I’m in. And the music! Fantastic… Wait, I think I feel a seizure startinaosdgiagpoipjp[ a…aa……………..a.asdf.p[………………………….*
Look at me! Not really though. I thought about doing this and I pooped my pants out of sheer terror. I have to give this credit, fake or real, it’s pretty cool. What they didn’t show was the pile of corpses used prior to perfecting the pool position. Supposedly they where inmates from an IRA prison that was ‘forgotten’ about in the 1990’s.
“Walking dead here, walking dead! Welcome to the yellow mile.”
Why can’t you guys just get along with the rest of the world? Enough with Communism, child labour, medieval pollution laws, and eating live animals. And not the nice animals either, like bunnies or koalas - the nasties. Somehow I think I could stand eating a small bunny, especially if I could get it into my mouth all at once. I figure it would take 20 good chews, negating any bunny screams, and then whammo - stomach city for Bugs.
So what’s next China? Hmmm? Going to coat children’s toys with highly leaded paint? Or lace Milk with melamine to mimic protein content?