“Wow.” That single word perfectly encapsulates the Unicorn series. Chalk full of repetitive one liners and sketchy shroom inspired rhetoric this is sure to please. I would highly suggest watching this epically random animated masterpiece with your parents, their reaction is priceless.

Chugga chugga chugga chugga - Shoe! Shoe!

In line with my current theme; the chronicles of Keyboard Cat.

Nothing like having your epic failures immortalized for all time on the interweb, and then having it synced with the current rendition of epitomized failure.

At very least you could call yourself an entertainer, or possibly an Internet star. Funny how that works… You can always end up being ‘that guy’.

Which I’m not, I swear.

Pinky the Cat. By far the best cat ever caught on camera. Little do people know but Pinky continued his career on the Internet damaging people in new ways; emotionally - as Play them Off Keyboard Cat.

I learned several things from this video:

1. A Cat on a leash, namely tethered to me, is always a bad idea.

2. Never try and place an angry feline in a box.

3. Do not name any animal Pinky; cat, fox, dog, or otherwise.

Live long Pinky, in hopes of shredding yet another inner thigh before the final ‘Cat Call’.

Well, if you haven’t heard of this - welcome to the interweb. And to warn you, this is not for the faint of heart. For all of you who played ‘Hamster in the Blender’ and possibly hurt smaller animals as a child this is right up your alley. For those of you who haven’t performed such atrocities, please skip to the next post.

Albeit horrible, this flash series is beautifully cell shaded and full of highly detailed gore. You see, I always harboured a sincere anger towards cartoons like Carebears and My Little Pony. This series allowed me to express my anger by watching equally cute and pointless characters suffer the worst angst mortality could possibly serve, all within the light context of an entertaining storyline.

And yes, you are a bad parent if you let your kids watch this.